You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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