just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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