so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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