No, you can still breathe under the balls.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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