can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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