She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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