i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
