Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
it hurts more in the daytime
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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