this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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