He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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