So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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