He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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