what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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