Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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