So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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