I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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