and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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