i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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