The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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