i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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