I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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