A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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