Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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