So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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