I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
