I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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