i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
