if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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