I want to make a zoo with you.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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