East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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