friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
