Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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