Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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