Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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