very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he puts the penis in happiness.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Mom said you looked used
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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