are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
high people should be assigned attendants
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
