I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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