**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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