Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
