Kiss
Puke
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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