I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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