No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Say something about gay babies.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
