You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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