If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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