Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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