seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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