just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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