it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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