I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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