i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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