I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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