Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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